Tom Bayo: Scamster On A Wheel

I've been contacted by a Nigerian scamster called - or "called" - Tom Bayo. In a quiet moment last week I decided to reply, pretending to be - oh my aching sides - a vicar with charitable intentions for the millions of dollars he and his friends have promised me (just as soon as I divulge all my details, obv). I sent him a family portrait the other day (not my family's, no, this one).

Now my great mate Tom has got back to me: "Dear Fr Rob
Thank you for your mail . i am very happy to know that you are a christian because i am a very strong christian also. I have been a Christian right from the day I was born .i follow the religion, I do what is good, and if it is not good I will not do it. And the greatest of all, I love my neighbor as I love my self.i have already made up my mind that as soon as this funds get into your account,ten percent will be set aside for charity."

Yes. I bet you have. Anyway, "Tom" attached this photo.



What shall I ask him to do next?