"It's Billy Fury here. Yes, that's right, Billy Fury out of the pop charts. Yes. Thanks. Anyway, I just wanted to ask you to hurry up with Landcroft House's new broadband as it's becoming a wee bit infuriating now. OK. Yes, I understand that. Fine. OK. Well, as long as you do. Great. Thanks then. Bye!*coughs weakly*
