"It's Billy Fury here. Yes, that's right, Billy Fury out of the pop charts. Yes. Thanks. Anyway, I just wanted to ask you to hurry up with Landcroft House's new broadband as it's becoming a wee bit infuriating now. OK. Yes, I understand that. Fine. OK. Well, as long as you do. Great. Thanks then. Bye!*coughs weakly*
5 comments:
I hope you get it sorted out soon! Broadband is fabulous when it's working, horrific when it's not! But then, am guessing you know that!
NMO :-)
not Billy Fury out of teh bedsit in Brighton whose long-dead girlfriend Skeeter Davis wrote to me last week asking for royalties for since her Bill was poorly at the moment?
cor he even looks swoonsome in his pajamas. i wonder if elvis wore pajamas ?
Which ISP is it?
If you had spoken to me first, I work for an ISP and can look after all your broadband needs.
NMoO: We're staying strong...
Jackie: Oh yes, that one. That compilation sold 300000 copies, I hear...
Ally: BF is going through some bizarre renaissance right now (see above). Perhaps his amazing hair helps?
James: I don't want to talk about it - too awful. But it's sorted now (or it will be soon...)!
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