Monday, February 04, 2008

Hello? Is That Dr Broadband?

"It's Billy Fury here. Yes, that's right, Billy Fury out of the pop charts. Yes. Thanks. Anyway, I just wanted to ask you to hurry up with Landcroft House's new broadband as it's becoming a wee bit infuriating now. OK. Yes, I understand that. Fine. OK. Well, as long as you do. Great. Thanks then. Bye!

*coughs weakly*

5 comments:

Nunhead Mum of One said...

I hope you get it sorted out soon! Broadband is fabulous when it's working, horrific when it's not! But then, am guessing you know that!

NMO :-)

jackie said...

not Billy Fury out of teh bedsit in Brighton whose long-dead girlfriend Skeeter Davis wrote to me last week asking for royalties for since her Bill was poorly at the moment?

ally. said...

cor he even looks swoonsome in his pajamas. i wonder if elvis wore pajamas ?

James Franco said...

Which ISP is it?
If you had spoken to me first, I work for an ISP and can look after all your broadband needs.

Rob said...

NMoO: We're staying strong...
Jackie: Oh yes, that one. That compilation sold 300000 copies, I hear...
Ally: BF is going through some bizarre renaissance right now (see above). Perhaps his amazing hair helps?
James: I don't want to talk about it - too awful. But it's sorted now (or it will be soon...)!