Thursday, January 17, 2008

Train Drama: 1


There was an interesting psychodrama played out on the train this morning. When I got on there was a couple already standing up, both dressed smartly, clutching coffee (for some reason this made me think they didn't have children). She was a good four inches taller than him. She stood there with her arm on his shoulder. That's right, like she was his mummy or something. During the journey more and more people got on, they got closer and closer, he looked up into her eyes (odd). Then, brilliantly, she bent down and kissed him on the forehead. That's right again, like she was his mummy. When we got to Blackfriars she got out to let the people off the train and he stood where he was, presumably, so used to being tiny that he knew he wouldn't really be in the way.

I took this picture of them on my cameraphone.

9 comments:

jackie said...

what on earth were sophie dahl and jamie cullum doing in dulwich?

Planet Mondo said...

Isn't he (Tony Hatch?)doing that textbook seaside postcard pose 'look no hands'?

Rob said...

Jackie: Hahhahahaha! There is a startling resemblance...
PM: I was thinking about Hatch-O only this morning. How odd...

Bright Ambassador said...

Are those hot pants suitable for January wear?

Rob said...

*looks closer*
I can't see a problem with them, personally

Five-Centres said...

One of the better pictures of my wife.

James Franco said...

Your wife!!! That is clearly a photo of my.... Oh, hang on.
I think we need to have a chat.
It appears we are both being lied to.

Rob said...

those shoes are pretty
*loosens collar*

the mammary gland said...

god the 1970s were great, back when you could use the phrase dolly-bird without impunity.